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But what does Stupid do?

Stupid is as stupid does…But what does stupid do?
Should we ask Forrest Gump?

Age old scientific question…If a person does stupid things, does he become stupid, or does being stupid make a person do stupid things? There’s a thin line between stupid and dumb, actually.
If you look closely you can see it…stupid/dumb.

Why don’t we vaccinate everyone from being stupid? Surely there must be a cure. There is a cure, but smart people won’t use it. They don’t want to cure stupid. They would no longer be smart. They would be ordinary, and who/whom wants that?

Schools don’t help…Everyone is stupid. Otherwise why would they be there? If they were not stupid and came to school anyway, they would be Really Stupid.
I’m stupid and I’m a professor. I can make all of my students as smart as me, which is stupid, and right back where they were when they got here.
We should start a stupid club. Any one of my students could be king, along with another one incase the first one died.
France had a king of fools, who had a hump, but this is different.

I was smart before I was stupid, which is usually the other way around, but peoples expected too much from me, so I became stupid and they expect nothing.

I have a corona detector. There is a button just outside my front door. If a person infected pushes the button a bell rings.
You probably think that is stupid, but I’m stupid, so it’s not.

Penwose Out,
By George
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