Almost.

REAL NEWS
I know its real because I lived it.

First I have a question. How many of you know somebody who died from the Corona Virus? How many know somebody who has/had it?
I have yet to meet a single person who knows somebody with it? Thank God for that!

News from, “The Front.”
I just got back from shopping. Everything looks almost normal. The stores have everything except what they usually are out of. I got bagels! So I’m good for another week! I usually get Sara Lee, but that baker hadn’t arrived yet, so I got Bubba’s Bagels. They are just as good but I think Bubba kind of dips to the left cause they’re always cut crooked. There are still a few empty isles here and there. They have big feet glued to the floor to separate everyone for social distancing.

I saw a sweet little ol lady pushing a cart-full.
I said, “That’s a real nice mask. Did you make it yourself?”
She got real snippy and mumbled all kinds of nasty words at me and her mask was wet with dribbling. I vanished into another isle.

At the checkout they had a sign saying only two of certain things can be purchased including toilet paper, paper towels, etc. At the top of the list was eggs.

I said, “I have a question about that sign.”
“What?”
“It says only two eggs can be purchased. Eggs come in dozens. How can you just buy two?”

This confused her and she was thinking about it.

“I’m kidding…It means two dozen!”

She smiled and said, “OH…” (She really didn’t know?)

All these people can do is scan & bag. Ask them a question and they haven’t a clue?

When I loaded my vehicle I saw that I was not very far from the front of the store, so I pushed my empty cart to the others.
A guy jumped out and said, “You can’t put that cart there! They have to be sanitized!”
I said, “Sorry, I must have lost my head.”
He looked at me like I was crazy…as I said everything is almost back to normal.

By George
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