Procrastinators never do anything

If I have plans for tomorrow, does that make me a procrastinator?

Actually I thought of this last week, wrote it yesterday, and posted it today. What does that make me? Tell me and we’ll both know. Only tell me now don’t wait till tomorrow, I can’t wait.

Which brings up another interesting question. What do they call a person who/whom waits for a procrastinator to do something tomorrow? There must be a word for it?

If the person they are waiting for is a true procrastinator they will be waiting a long time because every “tomorrow” brings about another “today,” with another tomorrow. Therefore a procrastinator never does anything.

If a person who puts something off until tomorrow and then does it he/she is a charlatan procrastinator and regarded in procrastinator circles as a “Slime Ball.” They will never be allowed into procrastinator functions unless they come tomorrow, with everybody else.

Some folks try to trick a procrastinator by asking them to do something yesterday that they want done today but that never works because the reverse is just the opposite.

Men seem to be the best procrastinators. Women have a tendency to do things in a timely manner, while men can actually put things off for months.

If the world were governed by men, we would be in frightful countenance. Wait a moment, I seem to have detected a faux pas?

Penwose Out,
By George
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