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Good news for Moi

Good news for Moi…
Tonight’s episode of “The Black List” is a new predicament.
Bad news for MacGyver on another network.
For those of you who/whom have never seen it…
Reddington is THE BEST CHARACTER EVER!!!!!
I never miss it unless I do.

Last night I dreamt I was awake but when I woke up I was asleep?

You may have heard that before?…the dream is reoccurring.

Very, very weird! I never know if I’m awake or not? Sometimes I go through the whole day wondering? I’m wondering right now?

What if I’m still dreaming? When I wake up I’ll have to do everything I did so far all over again. I don’t think I can remember all the Reddington stuff? I should have written it down.

The other night I had a dream. Before I get into it, let me say that it is not as nasty as it appears. The water was clean.
Imagine this and you can enjoy the dream with me.

I heard a strange gurgling? The water in my toilet was rising. I watched it and expected it to stop but it didn’t. It kept rising.
It overflowed and got my slippers wet…soon the floor was covered…it kept rising…I found myself in a boat as the water kept rising.

Note: I should have known it was a dream because I do not have a boat.

I was floating around inside my house and saw neighbors gathering outside through the window. They were all wearing raincoats and hip boots. I thought they had come to my rescue, but instead they were like an incensed mob, screaming for me to not open my door.

When I woke up I was afraid to Pee.

I looked all over the house but there was not a boat to be found…Bummer!

I hope that dream is not reoccurring.

Penwose Out,
By George
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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on May 11, 2020
I have concluded that MacGyver is too impossible to watch and therefore, haven't. But, like you I have been enamored by watching an aging actor carry off a pathological killer who seems like a good guy as he dispatches those he dislikes with the ease of smoking a cigarette. Strange that he never is killed, in spite of getting in some very desperate situations and shootouts. And with the FBI on his side, he can't be wrong, right?

As for your recurring dream of high water. That is a definite result of flooding the bed from pee. I suggest you resort to adult pampers or some other deterrent to the rising waters. Perhaps you can wear waders to bed and even take a long a fly rod to catch the fish that may be very abundant in your dreams.

Bye, George,

Ron

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