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CATASTROPHIC BOATING ACCIDENT

Okefenokee Swamp,…Phil Swift, the Flex-Seal Guy, barely escaped injury or death, when the boat he was riding in, fell apart for no apparent reason.

The defunct vessel sank like a rock and Phil was left flinging and flailing his arms around yelling that he can’t swim.

A passer-by, passed by and told him the water was only 3 feet deep.
Phil stood up and walked to shore, where he was bitten by an alligator.

The alligator was thought to be non-poisonous, however Phil was given rabies shots, (Just to be sure.)

Phil was asked if he wanted the bite closed with Flex-Seal?

“Are you out of your mind?…Give me Crazy Glue!”

Hinkly Out,
By George
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