Venue change

PROFESSOR AMBROSE PENWOSE, KIWI
Here with a Public Service Announcement

The Dean, and all of his staff at The University, including Professors, teachers, alumni, regents, valets, truant officers, pimps and parolees, wish to inform anyone who gives a s__t, that the 3 Rs, Reading, Riting and Rithmetic, will no longer be taught at this university…and will be replaced with Oceanography, in an effort to add depth to our curriculum.

All those who wish to comment need not.

Penwose Out,
By George
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