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Top of the list...You!
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Theses are my thoughts from an article style, which I normally share to Facebook, however they seem to be a bit longer than normal, so I’ll just go with an entirely new creation.
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19 THINGS YOUR KITCHEN DOESN’T REALLY NEED
Top of the list…YOU!
Studies show that if You or Me stayed out of the kitchen everything would run smoother.
Counters would clear of clutter, cabinets would empty, refrigerators and freezers would defrost, (Unless they are not self-defrosting,) stoves would clean themselves, (Unless they are not self-cleaning,) and other things would take care of themselves.
If your appliances are not self-indulging, once again You are the reason for it.
The big problem we see is, You eat a lot of food, which frees up a lot of space, then you go shopping and bring home more food.
It’s hard to think of ourselves as Kitchen Clutter, but It Is What It Is, and We Are What We Are.
Think of how many times a day we bump into others trying to feed their faces. We see them as clutter, as they see us.
We wouldn’t even need kitchens if we all quit eating.
Hinkly Out,
By George
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