Not the whale, the person.

WOW!
I just took off the dressing for my pacemaker. There's a big lump there! I thought it came off with the bandages?
I wonder how long it will take for the swelling to go down, if it ever does?
The incision is nice and clean. Feels good...looks good except for the Hump.

Thought it might itch, but it doesn’t, so far? I’m glad of that. Don’t want to be walking around all day Scratching the Hump.
They’d have to put a cone around my neck like dogs wear. I’m not into anything that dogs wear.
I hope it doesn’t become a HumpShoulder, like a HumpBack.

Please do not correct me, I realize the term HumpBack refers to whales, while the correct phrase for homo sapiens is Hunchback, but I won't be a HunchShoulder unless I hunch over, which I don't. But I do have a hump.
In the true tradition of Young Frankenstein, when someone asks how long I had the hump, I'll reply, "What hump?"

I went to the big church in town and asked if they were hiring Bell Ringers? They said "YES...But you have to have a hunch, not a hump."
I replied, “I have a hunch its time for lunch.”
“That doesn’t count!”
“Fine, ring your own damn bells!”

Penwose Out,
By George
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