Are you out of my mind?

It has been brought to my attention that some of you have asked questions, and commented, on me being Half Man/Half Cow.
Are you out of my mind?
How big do you think that new valve is?
It’s just a little itty bitty valve that fits inside my heart, and it contains a mere tidbit of cow. Not enough for a McNugget.
I’m not Half Man/Half Cow…I’m Part Man/Part Cow. There is a difference.
The little piece of cow is far outnumbered by humanity…yet there are subtle differences that need to be recognized.

Now that I’ve had it a few weeks I’ve noticed some changes to my personality traits.

Professor Ambrose Penwose Presents
EFFECTS OF ETHEL MURMURED
Give a prayer of thanks for the procedure, which would not have been possible without men like Frank and Stein.

Although I cannot jump over the moon, (as previously expected,) I have found a few subtle differences in life as I know it, compared to life as I knew it.

I find that I have become more contented.

I now look at butchers differently.

I went food shopping and only bought corn.

I do not appreciate cowboys, “pushing us around.”

I saw a nice bell that I’m thinking of buying.

One night I caught myself howling at the moon, which is kind of weird because that has nothing to do with cows. I think there may be other forces at work here?

I now find the reoccurring introduction to, “Young Sheldon,” less menacing.

A bull followed me home the other day. I think we were both just walking in the same direction actually, but I seem to be starting to get paranoid.

I’m more apt to follow a trail than a road.

I’ve developed a desire to graze, and I’m considering changing my rock yard, to grass.

I’ve noticed my neighbors have been partying, “Till I come home.”

I’m thinking of switching to Hinduism and becoming sacred.

I am now more concerned with Mad Cow than corona virus.

On the Fourth of July, someone set off a firecracker just outside of my house and I almost stampeded.

That’s the way it is.

Penwose Out,
By George
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