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Nothing in particular.

I write particulars on nothing in particular.

Today’s Top Headline
Why Did Our Ancestors Drill Holes in Each Other’s Skulls?
Maybe they heard that Holiness Is Next To Godliness?
It seems the most prevalent request was, “Bleed Me First.”
We must remember, those people were idiots.

Headline
People With Creative Personalities Really Do See the World Differently
What a relief. I thought I was different. Now I find out it’s The World.


Last night the only thing worth watching in a particular time slot was The Alamo…so I watched it…again.
If I had a million dollars for every time I’ve seen that film I’d be rich by now.

Here’s another headline
Follow These Rules And You Will Never Look Back In Life With Regrets
Now they tell me!

I try to go over these with my students at The University, but instead of discuss all I get is disgust.

Another Headline
How can you protect your teens when they are home alone?
The big question is, How do you protect your home when teens are home alone?

I’m taking better care of my heart. I eat oatmeal for breakfast, although this week for a change, I’ve gone to Bubba’s Bagels.
For the evening meal I have two cans of salmon every week, (when discussing this with my students I had to tell them I take the salmon out of the can.) A weekly roasted chicken.
I stretch it out, half the first night, half the second, and half the third.
Lunch is a haphazard array of diet bars, burritos, chimichangas, and beer. If I were to expire suddenly I would think it would be because of lunch.

I’ve also given up excessive activities including, but not limited to, unadulterated sex.
I am rather confused in this area? I’ve given it up so long ago I wonder why I had heart problems? Apparently it has no affect, so I may go back to it. I’ve quarantined-off switchback lanes outside my front door for volunteers.
If I should expire over one of these I should think the reason was beneath me.

Penwose Out,
By George
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