Crash Dummy?

Who wants to be a Crash Car Dummy?
Due to the covid epidemic auto manufactures are running short of dummys, and are seeking Real People to drive crash cars.
Its Great!
You won’t have to wear a mask.
You won’t have to wear a seatbelt.
Airbags are already deployed.
Speeding is mandatory.
You can talk.
You can text.
You can call everybody on your phone.
You can look at all the pretty flowers.
You can breath on everybody.
Your paychecks will be directly deposited into your beneficiaries’ account.
You can eat a big meal while you’re driving…(If you eat fast?)
You don’t need a license.
You Do need a next of kin.
Everything you cannot do in a Real Car, you can do in a Crash Car. It’s the ultimate Fun Machine!
Try it…You’ll like it!
Sign up today!
Be the first dummy in your family.
No Experience Necessary!
Bloody Marvelous!
Penwose Out,
By George