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WHAT IS THE MYSTERIOUS ‘GLOBAL HUM’ – and Is It Simply Noise Pollution?
Up to 4% of people are said to hear a strange low-pitched noise known as the Hum, but no source has ever been found.

4%…Are you kidding me? We’re doing National News on 4%? That’s less than ½ of a person out of ten. It’s like a finger.
Has news come to this?
Come to think of it, I hear a noise like that whenever I wash my clothes? I wonder if “Their Noise,” rumbles?

Relax Peoples…I have it all figured out.
Aliens have landed…and they are afraid if they Shut Their Ship Off, they won’t be able to get it started again, (I have an old truck like that.)
They are also letting it run for the air-conditioner, (They’re cool, but wait till they get the bill.)

Hopefully more people will hear The Hum and make it newsworthy.
Hopefully the aliens are just visiting?

Hinkly Out,
By George