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Judy sent me a New Word… Spaghettification.
Its what happens to you when you fall into a Black Hole in Space.
Spellchecker says it appears to be not a word, yet it seems to be spelled correctly if it were a word?

She said it appeared in an article in The Times. We only recognize The London Times, however there appears to be a slew of lesser Times, so which are we referring?

I followed the link and read the article. It was a bit ghastly.
I also found it to be from The New York Times, which in itself discredits its originality, and does not justify the energy utilized to click on the link. You might as well read one of my articles.

Jolly Good Idea! I do believe Judy has inspired me with today’s timely article, when previously I had nothing.

I will read further into their article and see what develops?

Article explanation…
“Astronomers call it “spaghettification,” and it’s not a pretty idea: It’s what happens when you venture too close to a black hole…
AND FALL IN.
Tidal forces stretch you and break you like a noodle, then your shreds circle the black hole until they collide and KNOCK EACH OTHER IN.”

I’m sorry New York Times, are we not “IN” already? Your explanation has us confused?

The problem with the word is too many people like Spaghetti. I should think there is an easier way to make it?

I read the rest of the article and found it too technical and high- pathetical to deal with.

The only facts I found were, it seems a long way to go to get Spaghetti.

Penwose Out,
By George
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