Just think about it.

It befuddles me how some days I wake up with nothing, and others I have things like this spewing from my mind?

Wouldn’t it be nice if we could take off our heads?

Just think about it.
You could send them off to school and stay home with headless kids. Bad example, strike that.

You could take your head off at the dentist office and hold magazines in the waiting room as cavities were being drilled and filled…With No Pain!
We could take off headaches.

You could take it off for low doorways.
If you bump your head, you have only yourself to blame.
No need for your whole body to be a numbskull.

Women could leave their heads at the beauty parlor, go home clean the house, cook dinner, go back to the beauty parlor, put on their cut an curled head and go home beautiful.
Haircutters would love it. That’s the way they learned, on heads.

Those with big heads could go to the theater without fears of obstructing the person behind them.

Kidnappers would not need to take your entire body, “Give us the money if you ever want to see your head again.”
Under such circumstances it would behoove you to prearrange with your loved ones the worth of your head in relation to your whole body.

We could Freak Out space aliens who came to visit.

Of course there are drawbacks that need to be alerted.
You must make sure that you never leave your head with bowlers.

This is a mere spec of sand on the beach for the many benefits of taking off ones head. I’m sure you can think of several? Send them to me and we, (Me,) can probably write a book. I will include any of yours I find suitable, and give you a byline.
Wouldn’t you just love to be in a book By Professor Penwose?

The advantages are many for taking off your heads. I can only wonder why someone has not come up with a way to do so?
Oh well…maybe someday?

Penwose Out,
By George
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