Little known

Hinkly Dinkly Reporting
With a Little Known Homophobic Fact,
(Dealing with the home, not homos.)

When was The White House built?

Old timers tell us it was in the 90s.
Not the 1990s, or even the 1890s, but the 1790s. Which makes it really old.
We are unable to find any reliable witnesses to the construction so we have determined it to be unwitnessed, yet probable…probably?

We know from ancient documents there were no indoor conveniences in those days such as we have today, yet as the years went by “things” were added to bring the house up to date, and that can be determined by observing the influx of various repairmen darting through a revolving door.

However nobody has seen a plumber?

The indication being that The White House is still without indoor plumbing.

Insiders say that outsiders can frequently spot The President running to The Shack Out Back, in the middle of the night, and frequently “Breaking Down” along the way.

In recent years the lights go out during such occurrences, however in more recent years the instillation of motion detectors brings the occurrence back to light.

DC lobbyists suggest the “Shack” be relocated closer to the main house, while others differ.

Political factions vary in platforms, and when one party moves in and moves the shack closer, it is moved back when the other party prevails.

Insiders tell outsiders that the subject of plumbing has come up through the years but neither The Republicans nor the Democraps want the credit.

We’ll see what happens with the new president?

Hinkly Out,
By George
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