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Steelers need a change

Hinkly Dinkly on Sports
Stanby For Yet Another Day

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Wednesday Afternoon Football?
Carrie Underwood is freaking out. We all know she’s going to screw it up…
“I’ve Been Waiting All Morning For Wednesday Afternoon.”
They’ll have to put a calendar, with big numbers, on the prompter.
She usually sleeps all morning.
NBC is planning to drown her out with background music and screams as they usually do.
Destined to become a One Hit Wonder.
If Corona were as “catchy” nobody would have it.

Mixed emotions are prevalent and running amuck around my household, with 80 percent of the votes in, and 100 percent weird because I’m the only one here.

This may be the first time a game has been rescheduled to the next year from the previous year, after previously being scheduled previous.

This game will live in infinity, if they ever play it?
Big Ben says he hopes the game will be played before he retires?
He also asks, “If there is nobody in the stands, why do we have to wear a mask?” he also suggests The Ravens wear masks All The Time because they are ugly.
This reporter concurs but defers.
I do not know why Pittsburgh is even concerned? Its no worse than swimming in the rivers.

I haven’t checked yet today. They may have changed it again already?
If they did, forget what I just said and try to think of what I’m going to say? If I say it and you said I would say it, you may win something? Also, forget the song just fabricated, and do not sing anything until the new song has been verified.

Hinkly Out,
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