AAH…The splendid enjoyment of a QuicK bowl of oatmeal.
If Nervana was a real place this would be it.
Its not so this isn’t.
How can Quaker make two such products of the same name so different? Maybe they are their example of Good and Evil.
Today’s bowl of Quick Oats was delightful …and quick…with nary a hint of boiling over, and sans flakes.
Those who/whom know me will agree I do not need more flakes.
If I should ever procure another container of Slow Oats, rest assured dementia has overcome me and I am truly demented.
Please. help me to get away, before They come to Take me away.
I have seen too many cases of catatonic kinsmen sitting alone strapped to a chair, with oatmeal dribbling down their faces.
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