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Watch for it
NEW SUPER HERO
As you know, I’m an idea man. I may write a script now and then, yet my main concerns are the new ideas which frequently fly Out Of My Mind.
Today’s flight deals with a new Super Hero.
He’s a Hebrew Orthodox Orthodontist, you know, those guys with black hats, sidelocks, and beards.
He wears a black cape and frequently tries to fly.
He is constantly nagged by his “motha,” (Mother) and uses the cape and other stuff as a release from reality.
He always has to go home with a bag of bagels and a bundle of Gefilte fish, which are sometimes hard to find in local stores.
He saves people from all walks of life, up to but not including Arabs and Gentiles.
For things such as root canals he refers folks to other colleagues, while still retaining a hefty finders fee.
He asks for donations, but says it’s like pulling teeth, which he sends a bill for.
We frequently see him kibitzing near a kibbutz with those he has defended, For A Few Dollars More.
He is a master at Karate, Judo, Kung Foo, and other Martial Arts too numerous to mention. If he sees a man walking with a cement block he is likely to walk up to the man and smash the block with a swift karate chop with varying outcomes.
Most walls are built at night.
His existence is neither confirmed nor denied by the Israeli community.
Most folks are indebted to him for last minute saves from evil doers, and we see virtually every child wearing braces.
The name of the show is, Jew Jitsu.
Watch for it.
By George
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