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Over Zealous Response

Professor Penwose, Kiwi
Over Zealous Response?

I sent away for a toilet bowl cleaner on The Internet, that I saw advertised on television, (So the ads do work.)

Quick as a flash, or maybe quicker? I received an email stating, “Congratulations!”
I mean like who sends Congratulations for buying toilet bowl cleaner?
This stuff is either really good, or really a scam? I’m hoping a reverse of the second?

They have been sending me daily updates as to the productivity of the product, along with offers for other stuff, including Toilet Bowl Cleaner Insurance, incase the package is lost or damaged.

I’ve just received notice it has been shipped and on its way with a tracking number.

I refuse to track toilet bowl cleaner…however I happened to notice it has reached various on schedule destinations.

When it finally does arrive I will see it as fodder for porch pirates, with a longing to see their faces when they see what they have pirated.

If the package eludes them and it is received by myself, I will try it out and let you know how righteous it is.

Till then,

Penwose Out,
By George
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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 8, 2021
I would advise you to put out nicely packaged contents of what the toilet bowl cleaner removes from the toilet bowl. That way porch pirates would get a nice surprise upon opening their latest catch from unsuspecting owners of porches with packages.

I ordered three flash drives, real cheap, yesterday. Although the shipping was not cheap, I was surprised that after I ordered them about 3 o'clock in the afternoon, they arrived at my door, hand-delivered by 6 o'clock. Now, if I can only get them loaded with pictures and sent off to family and any sort of schedule that comes anywhere near the efficiency of these folks that sell and deliver in the same day.

Ron

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