I feel like I've done this before?

Oh My Goodness…I am so glad yesterday is over.
I was filled with High Anxiety the entire day due to my flagrant overdose of oatmeal due to my faux pas of using the full-cup measure instead of the half-cup.
It was so inexplicable I found myself despicable.
It is no wonder I do not like to cook.

Fortunately I had nowhere to go.
I am so glad I didn’t have to drive. I have a bumper sticker on my vehicle that says, “I brake for Hallucinations.”
It’s true . And yesterday my hallucinations were running rampant because of the overdose.
I would have been all over the road, just like I was when I saw, “The Elephants.”
Hopefully the police would have stopped me before I saw anything really bad.

If and when they did stop me, I would have to have told them I overdosed.
If I didn’t that would have been Withholding Evidence, which was evident, and Tampering With a Misdemeanor, which was a misdemeanor.
They would have taken me to see Paddy in his wagon.
Either charge would have been a pimple on my previously unblemished record.

Today I stand blemish free, except for a few skin tags and a goiter.
I was quick to double check my oatmeal content this morning and put a big note of it in my kitchen.

I feel I have the over-doses under control, but do we really know for sure?

Penwose Out,
By George
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