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Sink Me if I watch the NFL Draft…Why should I?

That show is filled with boredom, and they never call my name.
Each year I gather all of my friends and relatives and have him prepped and ready to jump up and down only to find out it is nothing more than a write-off.
They don’t even call a name that sounds like my name.
Or the name of another person with the same name as me.
I think it is all political, of which I am non.

Ever since I was old enough to dream, I dreamed of playing for the Steelers, which made me sound queer when other guys were dreaming of girls, but I am not now, was not then, and never was ever.

I’m thinking this year The Steelers may call upon me, as they terribly need a running back and terrible needs are my specialty.
I can be terrible at just about anything.

A major concern, I’m sure is my hip replacement which is past it’s expiration date of ten years, yet still going strong, and not falling apart even a little bit, and will continue to do so as long as I do not Zig and Zag, which I do not do as I am a straight ahead runner.

I told them I have never, repeat never, been tackled in an open field.
I have never been in an open field, but there is no need to tell them that.
Actually, due to Ethel, I have been in open fields recently quite often.

Ethel Murmur is no longer a concern, and now that I am Part Cow, I see myself stampeding through the line, (after a prod,) to touchdown after touchdown, for a clump of grass.

In four months I will be able to stop taking blood thinners, which should decrease the spots on my arms, which were not diagnosed as Cow Spots, and leave me less likely to Bleed Out after booboos.

So, I am in the best shape I have ever been in, in this decade.
I have shot-up both of the Corona Shots, with barely a whimper, (or moo) and only take off my mask when I sneeze in it.
I am a team player and I feel I can be an asset to Big Ben, If he keeps off my back.

In all honesty I must say that I will probably watch the NFL Draft this year, if there is nothing better on, of which there is great chance against it.

Pray For Me!

By George
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