I was a secret agent

I had an intense dream last night involving high-speed chases. Apparently I was some sort of international spy or secret agent, not unlike 007, 8, 9, or beyond.

It seems I was being pursued by the mob, or others of that nature, who hoped to retrieve something I had absconded with.
My intention was to continue absconding.

There were no guns involved, or kung fu fighting, just a lot of
high- speed sports cars, trains, boats, and roller skates.
You haven’t lived until you’ve been on high-speed roller skates.
If ever you do I suggest it be in a dream.
It was all very exciting.

Back at Headquarters someone remarked, “You’ll get a hefty bonus for this one.”
As I was filling out my pay sheet, I awoke from the dream.
That is when I realized I was not going to get paid.

True story.

Penwose Out,
By George
NoPo8