STAY OFF THE ROOF!

Professor Ambrose Penwose, Kiwi
Non-Attorney Spokesperson

I watched Ben Hur for the umpteenth time. I always tell them to stay off the roof, but they never listen. I often wonder how the story would have gone if they had not not listened. BORING!

It never fails to amuse me how the hypocrisy of hypocrites goes by us without notice. In my opinion they should be made to drink from Hypocritacary jars and cups as penance for their outright hypocriticy.

Ben Hur pled with Masala to take his Roman Legions Home to Rome, and set his people FREE.
I wonder if he had a flashback to his days of being Moses?

Then he went home to see His Slaves.

Sam Jaffee, who served better as Gunga Din, and his daughter were his slaves. Sam even referred to him as Master.
If he was so righteous, why did he not set Them free? Why did he have slaves in the first place?

Reminded me of our forerflushers who cried to be Free from England, while they themselves had slaves.
Oh the hypocrisy!

Show me a man with slaves and I’ll show you a Lazy Bastard!

Penwose Out,
By George
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