This is directed at the BrainDead British Blabbermouth Broad, who told us before last night’s Olympic telecast that Suni Lee won the gold medal in all around gymnastics.
For those of you who think me insensitive for calling her a broad, believe me it is much better than the other B word I had chosen,
(Rhymes with itch, for those grammatically challenged.)
I cannot believe she told us.
Was that some sort of a misguided revenge statement for The Revolution? Forget about it! It’s over!
You’d think she was a relative of General Cornballis?
She took away the drama., the excitement, the wonder.
I went way out of my way to know no details of the coming events. I read no newspapers, watched no news programs, stayed away from internet news shows, all to have it ruined by a BLABBERMOUTH!
I am delighted for Suni. She is MARVELOUS!
CONGRATULATIONS SUNI!!!
That beam your dad made you when you were a little girl will end up in The Olympics Museum!
But I rather would have seen it not knowing she won.
The blabbermouth is rather cute though. Have her call me next time she’s in Vegas and I’ll take her out to dinner…
so I can tell her to her face that she’s a BLABBERMOUTH!
