Open Letter

31 JUL 2021
Professor Ambrose Penwose, Kiwi

Open letter to Caeleb Dressel

Yo Caeleb,
You’re a Florida Guy , right?
I’m going to make you A Legend.

Whenever someone asks how you got your speed, tell them it was from swimming away from alligators.

Tell them, when you were a kid, you had a crazy uncle who used to take you out in The Glades and threw you out of the boat amongst gators. You learned how to swim quick, quick!
Say that for safety, he tied a rope around your waist so if a gator got close he could pull you back in the boat.
He never had to use it but there were some close calls.

Show them the alligator tattoo on your arm. Tell them,
“That’s the only one that Got Me!”

These are the things Legends are made of.
Of course those medals couldn’t hurt.

Go Caeleb!

Penwose Out,
By George
NoPo8