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Fast-Draw Class is over!
1 AUG 2021
Professor Ambrose Penwose, Kiwi
Psych 101.707
OK Class…Class! Class! A loud boom is heard and all students freeze.
Fast-Draw Class is over!
I shouldn’t have to fire a shot in the ceiling to get you to quiet down. Put away the guns and Band-Aids and take your seats.
This is Psych Class not a back street brawl.
Today you are going to learn the most important thing you will ever get out of Psych. Other things may seem like a bunch of gibberish, but this is a simple fact, with simple candor, and simple virtues you can all simply understand.
Abner, “Who you calling Simple?”
What I am about to tell you will relate to everyday life and effect each of you in various ways.
Whenever you are in a non-alone situation and you yawn…watch the others. Anyone, and everyone, who does not yawn back, is either a sociopath or a psychopath…That is a fact.
Abner, “What if they’re dead?”
This fact can be used beneficially in everyday life.
As an example…Suppose you are attracted to someone you just met and you are wondering if you should start a relationship?
Simply yawn…If they don’t yawn back, walk away.
This can be very effective. I’ll show you.
He yawns…
None of his students yawns back. He looks at them very uncasually.
Abner, “We knew you were faking.”
I have never seen an enormity of sociopaths/psychopaths in one place at the same time. It is not said to be a good idea to be frightened of your students, but I was, and I am, and I shall be, unless…
Tonight I will stay awake all night, so that I will be truly tired tomorrow.
Then when I yawn, It will be real.
It is that important!
Penwose Out,
By George
NoPo8
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