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I have electricity!

GREAT GOOGLIE MOOGLIE!
This will go down as a Great Day For George.
Anybody who wants to take the day off can do so.

You probably do not remember me saying so, but nevertheless I said so. So here it is…
Well over two years ago I was using one of those big massagers on my neck and shoulders, when suddenly the world went dead?

I blew a fuse! Not me the massager.

Right away I knew I had popped a GFI. For those who/whom don’t know what that is, there is no use for me to explain it, as it is highly technical, and you probably are not, otherwise you would know what it is.
Anyway, nothing worked in either of my bathrooms. If I wanted to go electric, I had to shave in the kitchen.
There was a GFI there, but apparently not the right one?

This went on for several years or whichever came first?

I asked friends, they knew nothing. I asked others, they knew nothing.
I asked the Internet. It knew a lot but nothing uncomprehensive?
I asked nobody, they knew nothing.

I searched the entire house for the GFI, including the garage…nothing!
I knew there had to be one but didn’t know where?
I was going crazy if I wasn’t already there.

Today when I came back from replenishing, I drove into the garage, (I like my garage,) There is a Sturges Banner hanging on the wall. The wind blew back a corner of it…
Right Before My Very Eyes Was a GFI!!!

I couldn’t believe it!!! But I believed it!!!!
It was high on the wall so I never thought there was an outlet behind it. But there was!

The button had popped, so I pushed it in.

Then I went to my bathrooms…All of my outlets work!

YAHOO!

Ain’t Life Grand!

By George



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