Bob Hope worked hard on his specials, and because he was proud of them, he suffered an acute allergic reaction to television critics who might be less than captivated by the end results of our efforts. Now on the leeward leg of a long and inordinately successful career, he craved acceptance. He had become accustomed to being liked, and criticism of his performances, because it was rare, smarted all the more.
In the early 1980s, Hope picked up what would prove to be a persistent and bothersome burr under his creative saddle. The burr’s name was Gail Williams, a television reviewer employed by the entertainment industry trade paper The Hollywood Reporter. She had embarked on what
Hope believed to be — judging from his reaction to her reviews — a one woman crusade to destroy, special-by-special, his television career.
While Hope had carefully nurtured friendly relationships with most of the major newspaper TV critics across the country — he seldom turned down a request for an interview — he had no control over critics hired by the trade-papers who were not beholden to him. They were free to express their true feelings and Williams did — in spades.
“I’m suing them for a million dollars!” he screamed after one particularly scathing review. He told me to have the entire staff write anonymous letters to the paper defending him — not unlike Nixon, in the heat of Watergate passion, issuing orders to Haldeman and Erlichman that they would ignore. We did likewise.
What did Williams write that sent Hope’s blood-pressure into the stratosphere? Here’s just a sampling:
“. . . Bob ‘dirty old man’ Hope’s latest special was a standard vehicle for the comedian. . . As always, conversations were marred by excessive reliance on cue cards and sketches were broad, featuring Hope in silly costumes, and sophomoric humor.” (Bob Hope’s Spring Fling 1980)
“. . . Hope delivered his monologue with his characteristic expressionless panache.” (Hope For President 1980)
“Everyone read their cue cards reasonably well, and [Loretta] Swit even managed to make her lines sound somewhat spontaneous at points.” (Bob Hope’s All-Star Comedy Christmas Special 1980)
And Gail was just getting warmed up. By the time the 1982 season rolled around, Williams’ had found the range, and her editorial arrows were beginning to find more and more bull’s eyes. Here are her impressions of that year’s Christmas special:
“Bob Ho-ho-ho-Hope’s Christmas special this year was virtually indistinguishable from any other season’s Hope holiday greeting. The Merriest of the Merry — Bob Hope’s Christmas Show — a Bagful of Comedy (Hope special titles seem to grow larger in direct proportion to diminishing originality) was a hopelessly hackneyed effort, the sort of inspirationless Yuletide special that brings out the Scrooge in TV critics.”
By the 1983 season, it was obvious that there would be no turning back. With her eyes wide open, Miss Williams had burned her bridges and effectively took herself out of the running for inclusion in Hope’s will:
“Sometimes the cheap extremes to which Hope’s specials stoop are so low, laughs are generated in spite of one’s better instincts, but they are embarrassed chuckles, not hearty guffaws. (Bob Hope’s All-Star Super Bowl Party)
And — tah, dah — the review of 1983’s Bob Hope’s Road to Hollywood that almost gave birth to the $1,000,000 lawsuit:
“Apparently, Bob Hope gives many viewers what they want because his specials frequently still earn high ratings. It’s a mystery why the formula keeps working. Sure, we all respect Hope as an enduring American institution. But it’s not just because he’s a veteran who has entertained millions for many years. It’s also because he acts like an institution. When he steps down from his pedestal in his specials, Hope can still be funny. But when he virtually stages tributes to himself. . . it’s just a tad embarrassing. Perhaps Hope’s standard bad sport Oscar jokes are more revealing than one realizes — maybe Hope fetes himself because he really does feel unrecognized. . . One only wishes that this prodigiously talented performer would stop resting on his laurels in uninspired, formula specials and take a few chances. . . At his best in films, Hope was disarming. Now that his specialty is introducing lineups of guest stars with insincere-sounding suavity — and starring in his own show’s commercials — he’s not nearly as much fun.”
My instincts turned out to be correct. She wasn’t even mentioned in the will.
[Adapted from THE LAUGH MAKERS: A Behind-the-Scenes Tribute to Bob Hope's Incredible Gag Writers by Robert L. Mills with a Foreword by Gary Owens. Published by Bear Manor Media. Copyright (c) 2009. Available at: http://www.amazon.com
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I'll bet you felt the sting too because you wrote some of the material. I don't worry too much about pointed critique of my stuff. It helps me improve and if I know what the source is, I can sometimes ignore it. Hope I don't get famous and become a target for poison Facebook or Twitter chatter. I don't do Facebook or Twitter anyway.
Ron