Rx 2005
[BENG.]
Aamar to aar balaar mato kichhui nei..
Aami jato mat tato pathe biswasi. Basti-basi sarbaharar biplabe atmaniyog karun (aamar to haranor mato shrinkhalo nei). Bhut-bhagavan aar jato kusanskare biswas na kare majhe majhe Belur mather kachhe Gangar dhare howa khete jaan. Aar baki sab samasyar samadhane nicher farda anujayi aayojan karun:
0. Pete vidye, tancke paisa na thakle desher hal-ta shakta kare dharun (daily). Anyai aar attyacharer pratikar khuje na pele, galaa kampiye baktritar reowaj karun (as and when needed).
1. Marxism-e bad hajam haye thakle, mahe majhe Ghatshila beriye aasun (as and when needed).
2. Kaliyuger mlechchhachare buk jwala-jwala karle VHP karun;
3. Pete khide mukhe laaj thakle BJP karun;
4. SUCI-ke lenchi diye CPM karun; Naxal chhere Congress karun;
5. Runu-babuke katiye oporer talai ghoose diye passport-ta ber karun;
6. Runu-babur mato shanto-shisto nimna-madhyabitto-der janeyi kolkata chale; e sab bujhe chhota-khato lokeder Bangalorey tadan. Kamraj-babu aar Jyoti-babur mato labdha-pratishtha bado budo-der Kolkatai tule, chuno-punti-der London-e bhagan.
7. Prashanta-babur Vishnu Shastri-ke legechhe, Sundarya-ke lageni; Mitra-mashai-er airline pilot lageni; Ghosh-babu-ke SaltLake aar Haldia-te lagbe. Dasgupta-saheber net-surfer lagbe na. E sab bujhe theory-ta bhalo kare jhalai din;
8. Santosh-babu-ke tel na diye Biplab-babu-ke dharun;
9. Aar kichhui jati na paren, tabe aamar mato dhanda karun. Dhandar punji jadi CITU'r mato pangopaler bhojane giyechhe, tabe Jyoti-ke patta na diye Sidhu-ke tulun.
[BENG.]
[May be edited/translated]
SG
Bangalore
July 31, 2005
