Thoughts are prayers
We are always praying

I can chuckle a bit about the Always Praying concept and answered prayers.
As I can understand prayers are always answered in 6 months.
Why 6 months?
Don't you wish it would cool off in the summer?
In 6 months it is cooler.
Then you want it to warm up - right?
And, by golly, 6 months later it warms up.
All of this sez mankind is never satisfied, but patient GOD continues to answer prayers as they were prayed, 'er, uh, thought, but 6 months later.
I have used this tongue in cheek item many times, basically to keep GOD in people's minds and not always in a serious way. GOD had to have a sense of humor - look at some of the strange fish HE created, and some certain lizards.
And mankind - whew!