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Jelly Fish Dish Takes Japan By Storm .
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Last edited: Saturday, December 2, 2006
Posted: Saturday, December 2, 2006

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First time in a week one of these silly little news stories has come up.


Japan is beseiged by two metre wide, four hundred pound alien jelly fish (OK, I lied about the alien bit.)

In a twist worthy of Tim Burton's sci - fi spoof movie Mars Attacks in which the seemingly indestructibe aliens explode when Slim Whitman's record of Indian Love Call is played, the fearless and brilliant students of Obama Fisheries High School in Fukui Province (sorry, no pronunciation guide available) have developed a technique for making the giant invertibrates into biscuits (or cookies if you are American.)

A Japanese food writer comments "the biscuits have a superbly textured sweetness nicely complemented by the bitter, salty taste normally associated with jellyfish.

Yeah, right.

I think I'll stick with my Hob Nobs  To learn about this very British treat (absolutely no traces of Jellyfish related substances) click the link to go to the nice_cup_of_tea_and_a_sit_down website.

Ta-taa for now.


 


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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 3, 2006
O"okay...have to check this out someday!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on December 2, 2006
I'm sticking with the Hob Nob's too~ especially the milk chocolate ones, savoring over romantic moments...HA!
Bitter and Salty...? Well, let's not go there~
Cheerio! :)
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on December 2, 2006
Yeah, right. I agree with you.
I thought it was Nelson Eddy that sang "Indian Love Call."

Crikey, am I ever dating myself.

Elizabeth

Reviewed by Jennifer Butler (Reader)
Reviewed on December 2, 2006
Do you suppose some kid has taken SpongeBob Squarepants too seriously?

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