The latest vocabulary words just heard
on the Rush Lumbaugh/Bill O'Reilly hour..
1) Arachnoleptic fit (n.) The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally
walked through a spider web.
2) Beelzebug (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at
3 in the morning and cannot be cast out.
3) Bozone (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately,
shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
4) Cashtration (n.) The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
5) Dopelar effect (n.) The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter
when you come at them rapidly.
6) Extraterrestaurant (n.) An eating place where you feel you've been abducted
and experimented upon. Also known as an E-T-ry.
7) Intaxication (n.) Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts
until you realize it was your money to start with.
8) Kinstirpation (n.) A painful inability to move relatives who come to visit.
loved this write, especilly # seven...been there and done that. Now if I even get a refund, I get excited...because usually I am the one paying. Oh and loved the word cashtration, been there and done that too...neat write my friend!
Blessings,
Joyce B.
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Joyce B.