WHILE LOOKING THROUGH SOME OLD BLOGGING POST FROM 2006, I FOUND THESE 2 I AM NOW POSTING. HOPE YOU ENJOY THEM AND TAKE THEM FOR WHAT THEY ARE..
WHATSAMATTA UNIV. COURSES 4 WOMEN
THE MALE STAFF AT WHATSAMATTA UNIVERSITY WILL BE OFFERING THE FOLLOWING COURSES FOR WOMEN OF ALL MARITAL STATUS'S IN AN ATTEMPT TO HELP MALES AND FEMALES UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER BETTER--ATTENDENCE IN AT LEAST 10 OF THE FOLLOWING IS REQUIRED:
1. Combatting the Impulse to Nag
2. You too, Can Change the Oil
3. How To Properly Fill a Beer Mug
4. We Do Not Want Ties for Christmas
5. Understanding the Female Causes of Male Drunkeness
6. How To Do All Your Laundry In One Load and Have More Time to Watch Football
7. Parenting - Your Husband Gave You Children So You Could Have Someone Other Than Him To Boss Around
8. Get A life - Learn to Kill Spiders Yourself
9. If You Really Want To Know How That Looks On You, Ask Your Mother
10. You, The Whinning Sex
11. Shopping - Doing It In Less Than 16 Hours
12. How To Close the Garage Door
13. If You Don't Want An Excuse, Don't Demand An Explanation
14. Living Without Power Windows - How to Turn a Crank
15. Why You Don't Need to Invite Your Mother Over Every Weekend
16. You Too, Can Carry a Packback
17. Payday and Shopping Are Not Synonymous
18. How To Act Younger Than Your Mother
19. Learning to Appreciate The Beer Belly and Lard Butt Morphologies of Men
20. How To Retain Your Composure While Your Husband is Relaxing By Himself
21. Attainable Goal - Catching a Ball Before It Stops Moving
22. Female Friendship - Why Your Best Friends Are The Women Who Complain About You The Most
23. Romanticism - The Whole Point of Caviar, Candles and Conversation
24. How To Encourage Your Husband To Cook More and Be Able to Stomach His Slop.
ONCE AGAIN, THE FEMALE STAFF OF WHATSAMATTA UNIVERSITY WILL BE OFFERING COURSES FOR MEN OF ALL MARITAL STATUS IN AN EFFORT TO MAKE MAKES AND FEMALES UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER BETTER..THE WOMEN'S COURSES WILL BE ANNOUNCED TOMORROW. ATTENDENCE IN AT LEAST 10 OF THE FOLLOWING IS REQUIRED:
1. Combatting Stupidity
2. You Too Can Do Housework
3. Resistence to Beer
4. How To Properly Fill An Ice Tray
5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underwear For Christmas(Give Us Credit Cards)
6. Understanding The Female Response To Coming Home Drunk At 4AM
7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (also called Don't Wash My Silks)
8. Get A Life - Learn To Cook
10. How Not To Act Like An Idiot When You Are Obviously Wrong
11. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
12. You, The Weaker Sex
13. Garbage - Getting It To The Curb
14. How To Put Down A Toilet Seat
15. The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency
16. Mothers-in-Laws Are People Too
17. The Weekend And Sports Are Not Synonymous
18. You Too Can Be A Designated Driver
19. Male Bonding - Leave Your Friends At Home
20. Attainable Goal - Omitting Foul Expletives From Your Vocabulary
21. How To Go Shopping With Your Mate And Not Get Lost
22. You Can't Always Wear What You Please
23. Reasons To Give Flowers
24. How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
25. Helpful Posture Hints For Couch Potatoes
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