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LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA FARM KID, NOW AT PARIS ISLAND MARINE CORPS
RECRUIT DEPOT


Dear Ma and Pa:


 

I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile.  Tell them to join up quick before maybe all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m., but am getting so I like to sleep late.

Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing. Men got to shave but it is not  so bad, there's warm water. 
 
Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice,cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food. But tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit between two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you till noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much. 
 
We go on "route" marches, which the Platoon Sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it is not my place to tell him different.  A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks.
 

The country is nice, but awful flat. The Sergeant is like a schoolteacher. He nags some. The Capt is like the school board. Majors and Colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none.


This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move. And it ain't shooting at you, like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes.

Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to  wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake. He joined up the same time as me. But  I'm only 5'6" and 130pounds and he's 6'8" and weighs near 300 pounds dry.

Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in. 


 Your loving daughter, Mary Lou


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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on December 21, 2003
Side-splitting. Read another like this awhile back.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 19, 2003
You have to hand it to those Marines (of both sexes)! Great write, Leland.

Reviewed by Susan Phillips
Reviewed on December 19, 2003
Brilliant! I'm going to print it off and show it to my daughter - she recently finished basic training for the military. I can't wait to see her reaction.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 19, 2003
Sounds boring in that camp...lol!!

I rather stay on the farm chasing the pigs outa my yard......lol!!

Happy Holidaisy's to You and all the other Farm kids!!

Love Tinka!!

Reviewed by Bonita Quesinberry
Reviewed on December 18, 2003
This is hysterical, Leland! Like Kate, I didn't expect the signature at all. Very well written... by you? ~~Bonnie Q

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on December 18, 2003
LOL unexpected ending! Great write!

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