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Is It Scotch?
by Leland Waldrip   
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The content of this email I received from a friend is so cute I wanted to pass it on.

 


 


 On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their


 teacher.


 


 The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.


 


The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty 


 box of candy.


 


 Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.


 The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little


 bit.


 


She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.


 


"Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied.


 


She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ?


 


 "No," the boy replied.


 


She tasted another drop and asked,  "Is it Scotch?"


 


"No," said the little boy..."It's a puppy!"


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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on April 14, 2007
Actually, I prefer Jim Beam... You know that stuff that squeezes out of the corn sileage where the rats live.

Ron

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 14, 2007
Tsk......thanks for the smile.....YOU!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on April 13, 2007
Hehehehehehehehe... could be a scot(tish) terrier! Loved it! LOL!
Love, more giggles, and lots and lots of {{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}
Alexandra*

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on April 13, 2007
Awful!

ROFL...

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