Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make thing a little bit easier....

                            Prison  vs.  Work
          (Another article brought to you by my brother, Gary)

PRISON:
     *You spend the majority of your time in a
       10 x 10 cell.

WORK:
     *You spend the majority of your time in an
       8 x 8 cubicle.
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PRISON:
     *You get three meals a day fully paid for.

WORK:
     *You get a break for one meal and you
       have to pay for it.
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PRISON:
     *You get time off for good behavior.

WORK:
     *You get more work for good behavior.
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PRISON:
     *The guard locks and unlocks all the doors
       for you.

WORK:
     *You must often carry a security card and
       open all the doors yourself.
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PRISON:
     *You can watch television and play games.

WORK:
     *You could get fired for watching  
      television and playing games.
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PRISON:
     *You get your own toilet.

WORK:
     *You have to share the toilet with some
       people who pee on the seat.
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PRISON:
     *They allow your family and friends
       to visit.

WORK:
     *You are not even supposed to  speak with
       your family.
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PRISON:
     *All expenses are paid by the taxpayers
      with no work required.

WORK:
     *You get to pay all your expenses to go to
       work and they deduct taxes from your
      salary to pay for prisoners and welfare.
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PRISON:
     *You spend most of you life inside bars
       wanting to get out.

WORK:
     *You spend most of your time wanting to
      get out and go inside bars.
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PRISON:
     *You must deal with sadistic wardens.

WORK:
     *They are called managers.
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*Now you tell me, what is wrong with this picture??

 

Presented by:
Karen Palumbo
Written by:
Gary Anello
10/21/2007