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I've been called many things
IDENTITY CRISIS
I grew up believing that I was a human but now I’m confused.
People say that I live like a pig, eat like a horse, and am as stubborn as a mule. Then they make fun of me because I laugh like a hyena, run away like a chicken, and smell like a goat. I’ve been told that I’m as slow as a turtle, sneaky as a snake, and am playing opossum.
I guess it shouldn't be a surprise that everybody treats me like a dog.
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