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Old Farmer's Advice
by Jean Sharp-Latham   
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Gotta love the old farmer and his way of thinking.

Old Farmer's advice and random thoughts from (pg. 116 in Lagniappe section of cookbook - "How Mama Made Gravy From An Old Flat Tire..."this came from an e-mail someone sent to me.  I didn't write it but thought it was great and wanted to share it.)

Your fences need to be horse high, pig tight, and bull strong. Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance. Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. Words that soak into your ears are the ones that are whispered, not yelled. Meanness don't jes' happen overnight. Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge. You cannot unsay a cruel word. Every path has a few puddles. When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. The best sermons are lived, not preached. Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none. Timing has a lot to do wiht a rain dance. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got. The biggest troublemaker you'll probably every have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every morning. Always drink upstream from the heard. Good judgement comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgement. And the last one I'll share (there are more but time restrains me).. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all! (So much of this applies to what is going on in my hometown right now. Please pray for us, we are in crisis! God bless, Jean) 

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Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on May 28, 2011
Excellent tips, no matter where they came from! What a fun read!
Hugs,
CJ

Reviewed by Ken Chartrand
Reviewed on August 11, 2008
Hi Jean!, I read your article titled,"Old Farmer's Advice". Too bad in this modern age with computers and all that there isn't enough of this kind of humour and good sence. Best wishes. Please feel free to visit my site here in the "Den"

Reviewed by Eddie Thompson
Reviewed on October 15, 2007
Loved this. I can attest, this book is simply full of awesome stuff like that. Thanks so much.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on September 20, 2007
Ain't broken...don't fixed.
Love the story, many city slickers fell on their faces trying to con a "dumb" farmer.
Great article!
Georg

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on September 19, 2007
If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all!

and probably too dumb to know the difference

Walt

Reviewed by larry linville
Reviewed on September 19, 2007
I'm sure glad I happened on to your article this morning so I could read this one this afternoon. Being raised on the farm, this one spoke my language.

larry

Reviewed on September 19, 2007
Don't ever call a farmer dumb; chances are, he's a lot more smarter than people may realize. I mean, who else can raise crops or animals? Not many; it takes a heap o' responsibility to keep a farm going or animals fed, especially if you have a lot! The farmer's life is certainly not for everyone; I know I couldn't do it (for one thing, I can't seem to get over the "natural smells" of the animals! LOL)! Very well done, Jean!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed on September 19, 2007
Farmers are smarter than many give them credit for: well done, Jean!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on September 19, 2007
Sorry could not read, you will have to remove or resize picture althought the lady is lovely.

Fee

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