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Ultimate Sexy
by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse   
Rated "PG" by the Author.
     
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Sexy Like Nobody's Business!!!
as Bobby Flay would say:
Time To Throw Down...
does he say that even?

Ultimate Sexy

I thought of ways to invite you
inside these feelings I have 
where I bounce high 
on the trampoline of enthusiasm 
just thinking about you, 
and I sometimes tumble downward 
when I slip on these feelings I have 
when I try to walk on icy stairs
without my snow shoes
because I want to look sexy to you
or when I am not paying attention to where I am going
and I slam into closed doors or those brick walls 
because I was trying to be cool, calm 
and collected around you 
when I thought you would be looking at me…

But then as I fell on my ass every time 
and began thinking I really blew it this time
after I twisted my ankle and shot you my thong moon
when I was trying to walk in those red leather stilettos 
like a super model in a mini skirt with a super push up bra
(even though those stripper shoes hurt my toes)
I was making believe I could throw down some ultimate sexy 
like the very best seductress on earth
and you tried to hide how amusing it all was 
as I seen you spew your coffee
all over the place…

© Poetess Victoria L. McColley 2010


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Reviewed by Douglas Bentley
Reviewed on December 7, 2010
An "A" for trying to seduce
An "A+" for sharing the humor of "Ultimate Sexy"

db

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on December 7, 2010
Hell yes, Sexy isn't the word for this humorous look at a babe doing what she can to be Ultimately sexy...Love the guitar playing, now that's sexy to me..Just play me with your guitar, baby!!

Peace, love and light,
Amber

Reviewed by stan nassano
Reviewed on December 7, 2010
pretty cool way ya did this ...nice write and a t least the coffee was not shooting out his nose,i admit I do find it hard to think of man doing that in your presence but ...we all have our
uncool moments,not always alone ,but out there for some to see, as shown by your poem, nicely done

Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on December 6, 2010
You know something Dear One, Everything or anything you write is complete passion. That guy sounds me when I was younger. Great prose, Vickie.

Namaste with Love
Tony

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on December 6, 2010
Ultimate is definitely the right word, Victoria.
This is beautiful. You too. -gene.

Reviewed by Chessly Nesci
Reviewed on December 6, 2010
Vickie, Love the sexy blues! This poem is sexy because those things really happen. They have for me! I loose my speech when someone sweeps me off my feet. I trip, say the wrong thing and turn red. If the coffee was spilled then you were noticed. Sexy, Sexy!! ~Chessly

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on December 6, 2010
Vic...this is so funny but sooo real. I love it. The funny part is we all do it, men suck in their guts, wear shirts that they think show off non existant muscles, try to lift things a tow truck couldn't raise etc. So yes I could sympathize and emptathize with this one all too well. Just think how hard it is to look sexy in a Santa suit and a long white beard. LMAO
fee

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on December 5, 2010
shoot me that thong moon any day, Vickie! gotta luv this, you're at your funny fiery best here...
yes, yes, yes!

John

Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
Reviewed on December 5, 2010
love the music and the prose. check out a band called the black keys on you tube. dynamite cool they are, as was this poem. take care seductress! padded rooms, they always help me............

Reviewed on December 5, 2010
Vicky,

This was so funny! But if it happened, it most have been SO embarassing! Thanks for the laugh.

Mary

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on December 5, 2010
I appreciate this perspective, Vickie; than you for sharing the humor and the meaning as well. Love, hugs, and best wishes,

xo Regis

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on December 5, 2010
This is hilarious!!! Thank you Vickie, an absolute pleasure!!!
Christine

Reviewed by Reginald Johnson
Reviewed on December 5, 2010
Confusing to my small corner of the world ... but ultimately intriguing.

Reviewed by David cox (Reader)
Reviewed on December 5, 2010
you are the ultimate sexy vickie without a doubt. no contest you are the number one.

dave.

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