Ultimate Sexy
I thought of ways to invite you
inside these feelings I have
where I bounce high
on the trampoline of enthusiasm
just thinking about you,
and I sometimes tumble downward
when I slip on these feelings I have
when I try to walk on icy stairs
without my snow shoes
because I want to look sexy to you
or when I am not paying attention to where I am going
and I slam into closed doors or those brick walls
because I was trying to be cool, calm
and collected around you
when I thought you would be looking at me…
But then as I fell on my ass every time
and began thinking I really blew it this time
after I twisted my ankle and shot you my thong moon
when I was trying to walk in those red leather stilettos
like a super model in a mini skirt with a super push up bra
(even though those stripper shoes hurt my toes)
I was making believe I could throw down some ultimate sexy
like the very best seductress on earth
and you tried to hide how amusing it all was
as I seen you spew your coffee
all over the place…
© Poetess Victoria L. McColley 2010
An "A+" for sharing the humor of "Ultimate Sexy"
db
Peace, love and light,
Amber
uncool moments,not always alone ,but out there for some to see, as shown by your poem, nicely done
Namaste with Love
Tony
This is beautiful. You too. -gene.
fee
yes, yes, yes!
John
This was so funny! But if it happened, it most have been SO embarassing! Thanks for the laugh.
Mary
xo Regis
Christine
dave.