We all know that trump supporters are basically stupid. They are immune to rationality and reason. Logic means nothing to them. They are fixed in their own paradigm shift so even reminding them that If Trump had been prepared when the coronavirus erupted, he could have taken swift action during the first crucial days and weeks of the crisis, and the coronavirus pandemic could have been contained, avoiding a public health disaster.

That trump refused the World Health Organization’s offer of testing kits and disbanded the national infection control committees means nothing to them.

When they get stuck in their endless cycle of self-contradictions the only tool smart people have is possibly the quick comeback. Here are a few possibilities:

Trump is colder than a brass toilet seat in the Yukon.

Trump is colder than your ex-wife and her mother.

Someone’s village is missing their idiot.

Listening to you is like watching the wheel roll when the hamster died.

Trump’s (Your) lights are on but nobody’s home.

You (Trump) are from the shallow end of the gene pool.

You are one sandwich short of a picnic.

You are one French fry short of a happy meal.

Trump’s circus left but the clowns stayed.

For the opinionated: “Do you remember when I asked for your opinion? I don’t either.”

For the closed-minded (ignorant , sexist, racist,) “You have your entire life to be an idiot, ignorant etc. why not take the day off?”

For the crazed inappropriate: I  am not sure of what your problem is, but I am sure it is likely hard to pronounce “

For the person that uses big words: ”It’s a lot of fun watch you fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence.”

For the one calling you a failure: Nobody asked for your life story.”

For the one telling you to “Go to hell”: “Are you lonely there?”

For the one who says, “You’re gay (liberal or other words): “Don’t get your hopes up.”

Enjoy!