First of all, Jay Leno and David Letterman do not report the nightly news!

Other tidbits:
- That's John Kerry not Jim Carrey.
- GOP is not Latin for "Republican".
- The President does not do business with any Anheuser.
- The Green Party is not run by bankers.
- TV mouth, Bill O'Reilly, is not in trouble with his station after speaking out against allowing Mexicans to work in America.
[So - no - Vicente Fox does not own FOX.]
- Vice President Dick Cheney is said to have been in bed with HalliBURTON [not Hallie Berry.]
- Yes, the latest expression: "Don't Chalabi me," is akin to saying don't do that bull excrement thing. [True, our government is still paying this member of the Iraqi governing council - who was convicted of bank fraud in 1992 - $350,000 a month for more such important information as telling us there were WMDs, nuclear bombs, etc., that Saddam had at his disposal. Also true is that he wants to be President of the country.]
- This just in: rumor has it that a team of noted psychologists are presently conducting research into the harmful effects of Naderphobia. [Especially since they believe it is related to Narcissism.]
- MoveOn.org is not going to feature commercials in which the coffins of dead servicemen are shown in response to those George Bush ads that show the coffins of people killed on 9/11.