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SHERIFF JOE
by Mark M Lichterman   
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Last edited: Monday, February 23, 2009
Posted: Monday, February 23, 2009

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SHERIFF JOE IS AT IT AGAIN! You all remember Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Arizona , who painted the jail cells pink and made the inmates wear pink prison garb. Well......... SHERIFF JOE IS AT IT AGAIN!

 Imagine if all  jails and prisons were run this way! We would be much better  off as a nation.

 
> Subject: SHERIFF JOE IS AT IT AGAIN! You  all remember Sheriff Joe Arpaio of  Arizona , who painted the jail cells pink  and made the inmates wear pink
> prison garb. Well.........   SHERIFF JOE IS AT IT AGAIN!
>
> Oh, there's MUCH more to know about  Sheriff Joe!
>
> Maricopa  County was spending approx. $18 million  dollars a year on stray
> animals, like cats and dogs. Sheriff Joe offered to  take the department over,
> and the County Supervisors said okay.
>
> The  animal shelters are now all staffed and operated by prisoners. They feed
> and  care for the strays. Every animal in his care is taken out and walked
> twice  daily. He now has prisoners who are experts in animal nutrition and
> behavior.  They give great classes for anyone who'd like to adopt an animal. He has
>  literally taken stray dogs off the street, given them to the care of 
> prisoners, and had them place in dog shows.
>
> The best part? His budget  for the entire department is now under $3 million.
> Teresa and I adopted a  Weimaraner from a Maricopa County shelter two years
> ago. He was neutered, and  current on all shots, in great health, and even had
> a microchip inserted the  day we got him. Cost us $78.
>
> The prisoners get the benefit of about  $0.28 an hour for working, but most
> would work for free, just to be out of  their cells for the day. Most of his
> budget is for utilities, building  maintenance, etc. He pays the prisoners out
> of the fees collected for adopted  animals.
>
> I have long wondered when the rest of the country would take  a look at the
> way he runs the jail system, and copy some of his ideas. He has  a huge farm,
> donated to the county years ago, where inmates can work, and they  grow most of
> their own fresh vegetables and food, doing all the work and  harvesting by
> hand.
>
> He has a pretty good sized hog farm, which  provides meat, and fertilizer. It
> fertilizes the Christmas tree nursery, where  prisoners work, and you can buy
> a living Christmas tree for $6 - $8 for the  Holidays, and plant it later. We
> have six trees in our yard from the Prison. 
>
> Yup, he was reelected last year with 83% of the vote. Now he's in  trouble
> with the ACLU again. He painted all his buses and vehicles with a  mural, that
> has a special hotline phone number painted on it, where you can  call and
> report suspected illegal aliens. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement  wasn't doing
> enough in his eyes, so he had 40 deputies trained specifically  for enforcing
> immigration laws, started up his hotline, and bought 4 new buses  just for
> hauling folks back to the border. He's kind of a 'Git-R Dun' kind of  Sheriff.
>
> TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO
>
> HE IS  THE MARICOPA ARIZONA COUNTY SHERIFF
>
> AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER  AND OVER THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY:
>
> Sheriff Joe Arpaio (In  Arizona ) who created the ' Tent City Jail': He has
> jail meals down to 40  cents a serving and charges the inmates for them.
>
> He stopped smoking  and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights
> Cut off all but 'G'  movies.
>
> He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on  county and city
> projects.
>
> Then He Started Chain Gangs For Women So He  Wouldn't Get Sued For
> Discrimination.
>
> He took away cable TV Until he  found out there was A Federal Court Order
> that Required Cable TV For Jails So  He Hooked Up The Cable TV Again Only Let In
> The Disney Channel And The Weather  Channel.
>
> When asked why the weather channel He Replied, So They Will  Know How Hot
> It's Gonna Be While They Are Working ON My Chain Gangs. 
>
> He Cut Off Coffee Since It Has Zero Nutritional Value.
>
> When  the inmates complained, he told them, 'This Isn't The
> Ritz/Carlton......If You  Don't Like It, Don't Come Back.'
>
>
> More On The Arizona Sheriff: 
>
> With Temperatures Being Even Hotter Than Usual In Phoenix (116 Degrees  Just
> Set A New Record), the Associated Press Reports: About 2,000 Inmates  Living
> In A Barbed-Wire-Surrounded Tent Encampment At The Maricopa County Jail  Have
> Been Given Permission To Strip Down To Their Government-Issued Pink Boxer 
> Shorts.
>
> On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either  curled up on their
> bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached
> 138  Degrees Inside The Week Before.
>
> Many Were Also Swathed In Wet, Pink  Towels As Sweat Collected On Their
> Chests And Dripped Down To Their PINK  SOCKS.
>
> 'It Feels Like We Are In A Furnace,' Said James Zanzot, An  Inmate Who Has
> Lived In The TENTS for 1 year. 'It's Inhumane.'
>
> Joe  Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and long ago
> started  making his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one
> bit  sympathetic. He said Wednesday that he told all of the inmates: 'It's 120 
> Degrees In Iraq And Our Soldiers Are Living In Tents Too, And They Have To 
> Wear Full Battle Gear, But They Didn't Commit Any Crimes, So Shut Your 
> Mouths!'
>
> Way To Go, Sheriff!
>
> Maybe if all prisons were like  this one there would be a lot less crime
> and/or repeat offenders. Criminals  should be punished for their crimes - not live
> in luxury until it's time for  their parole, only to go out and commit
> another crime so they can get back in  to live on taxpayers money and enjoy things
> taxpayers can't afford to have for  themselves.


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Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on February 25, 2009
Now that is the way to run a Sheriff's Dept, and I should know I just retired from 35 years in a Sheriff Dept..great write, Mark!

Carole~

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on February 25, 2009
Don't know if he is the same from a lengthy "60 Minutes" program, but if he is, I applaud him and give all the support he deserve.

Georg

PS. Thanks for the extended information, hope it is read by many, because everybody are protesting but nobody gives the guy support.


Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on February 23, 2009
Hail Mary Full Of Grace ---The Guy Sheriff Joe Has Balls...

They Should Incorporate Sheriff Joe Into Sheriff El Ca Ca Baca (No Balls Yellow Strip Down His Back)In Los Angelese Sleazy Mexifornia...

TRASK...

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