(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is…. "Embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED
OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape
You've outdone yourself with this one Mark. I needed a "pick me up" and you sure gave me one. Laughter aside you bring forth a very serious subject that every American needs to think about and then figure out what they can do. And there are other concerns; if he cuts any more benefits for seniors we won't survive. Maybe that's his plan, no pun intended.
ALL politicians are essentially liars and thieves, no matter what their beliefs. When was the last time a government laid off its employees during a recession?
Maybe going to war is a good business for the Nation? What do we know we simple ignorant schmucks!?
Georg