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Romance For Seniors
by Mark M Lichterman   
Rated "G" by the Author.
     
Last edited: Monday, February 1, 2010
Posted: Sunday, November 1, 2009

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Set the mood with lighting. Turn all the lights off because, let’s face it, you’re both old.

 
        
Romance For Seniors

1.  Make sure your partner is actually in  the bed, and actually your partner.

2.. Set timer  for 3 minutes, in case you fall asleep in the  middle.

3. Set the  mood with lighting. Turn all the lights off because, let’s face it, you’re both old.

4. Put  911 on your speed dial before you begin because, let’s face it, you’re both old.

5. Keep repeating your partner’s name so you don’t forget it. Actually,  it would probably be best to keep thinking your partner’s name so you don’t forget it.

6. . Keep the  Fix-O-Dent or Polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up  where you’ll need a gynecologist to retrieve them.



7.. If the act should actually be compleated, have  an aspirin ready in case of a heart attack.


8.. Make whatever noise you want... so your partner will know you’re still alive.

9.. You never have to say, “I’m sorry,” because she didn’t really expect “it” to rise to the occasion anyway.

10. If “things” do work, leave well enough alone, don't even think about trying it  twice, at least for the next thirty days.

(I sent this in  large type so you can read  it)


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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on November 27, 2009
Quite amusing Mark, Like the mood set, but I'm figuring #1 if there's somebody there it's fair game! Patrick

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on November 2, 2009
Do what? LOL LOL LOL

Georg


Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on November 2, 2009
Haha!! Some good advice, dere, Mark . . .

Reviewed by Cynthia Borris
Reviewed on November 1, 2009
Mark,

You are SO bad!

Cynthia

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on November 1, 2009
Hahahahaha! This is hilarious...

Anna

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