I WOULD VOTE DEMOCRAT

 I would vote Democrat because I love the

 fact that I can now marry whatever I
 want, and I've decided to marry my dog.

 I would vote Democrat because I believe
 oil companies' profits of 4% on a
 gallon of gas are obscene but the
 government taxing the same gallon of
 gas at 15% isn't.

I would vote Democrat because I believe

lunatic Islamic terrorists that want to kill

us and our children should be “read their

rights” and treated as any other American

citizen.

 I would vote Democrat because I believe
 the government will do a better job
of spending the money I earn than I
would.

 I would vote Democrat because Freedom of
speech is fine as long as nobody is
offended by it.

I would vote Democrat because when we
 pull out of Iraq I trust that the
 bad guys will stop what they are
 doing because they now think we are
 good guys.

 I would vote Democrat because I'm

way too  irresponsible to own a gun,

and I  know that my local police are

all I  need to protect me from murderers
and thieves.

 I would vote Democrat because I believe
that people who can't tell us if it
will rain on Friday can tell us that
 the polar ice caps will melt away in
 ten years if I don't start driving a
Prius.

I would vote Democrat because I'm not
concerned about the slaughter of
millions of babies so long as we

keep all death row inmates alive.

I would vote Democrat because I think
illegal aliens have a right to free
health care, education, and Social
Security benefits.

I would vote Democrat because I believe
that business should not be allowed
to make profits for themselves. They
need to break even and give the rest
away to the government for
 redistribution as the democrats see
 fit.

I would vote Democrat because I believe
liberal judges need to rewrite The
Constitution every few days to suit
some fringe kooks who would never
get their agendas past the voters.

I would vote Democrat because my head is
so firmly planted up my ass that it
is unlikely that I’ll ever have
another point of view!