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Democrat Dog
by Mark M Lichterman   
Rated "G" by the Author.
     
Last edited: Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Posted: Wednesday, January 6, 2010

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Kody lives in a really nice neighborhood in a house that is truly larger than he needs but is not required to do any housekeeping.



Kody, my dog sleeps, oh, about  eighteen

hours a day. 


He has his food prepared for him and
is provided at no cost to him. 

 

He visits the Vet four times a year for

checkups and again during the year if

any medical needs should arise.

For all this Kody pays nothing, and, in

truth, nothing much is required of him.

 

Kody lives in a really nice neighborhood

in a house that is truly larger than he needs

but  is not required to do any housekeeping.

 

Kody never makes a mess but if he did, I’d

clean it up.

 

He has his choice of some very nice places to

sleep and receives these accommodations

absolutely free. 

 

Thinking about it, Kody lives like a king with
absolutely no expenses, none whatsoever! 

 

All of Kody’s expenses are paid by me who
goes out to earn a living every day.

 

Laying in bed last night thinking about this,
it  suddenly came to me: Holy Shit!
Kody’s a democrat!


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Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on January 6, 2010
Get rid of the damned mutt / Hahaha!! / I have a lot of room to talk / Mine's lying on her pillow on the sofa . . .

Reviewed by John Martin
Reviewed on January 6, 2010
Let's see Blue dog democrats, Yellow dog democrats and now dog dog democrats. I think you've hit and something, Mark. American has definately gone to the dogs.

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