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Democrat Dog
by Mark M Lichterman   
Rated "G" by the Author.
     
Last edited: Thursday, February 24, 2011
Posted: Thursday, March 25, 2010

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He visits the Vet four times a year for checkups and again during the year if any medical needs should arise.



Kody, my dog sleeps, oh, about  eighteen

hours a day. 


He has his food prepared for him and
is provided at no cost to him. 

 

He visits the Vet four times a year for

checkups and again during the year if

any medical needs should arise.

For all this Kody pays nothing, and, in

truth, nothing much is required of him.

 

Kody lives in a really nice neighborhood

in a house that is truly larger than he needs

but  is not required to do any housekeeping.

 

Kody never makes a mess but if he did, I’d

clean it up.

 

He has his choice of some very nice places to

sleep and receives these accommodations

absolutely free. 

 

Thinking about it, Kody lives like a king with
absolutely no expenses, none whatsoever! 

 

All of Kody’s expenses are paid by me who
goes out to earn a living every day.

 

Laying in bed last night thinking about this,
it  suddenly came to me: Holy Shit!
Kody’s a democrat!


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Reviewed by Kathleen McDonald
Reviewed on October 17, 2010
Smiles-----
hug
Kathy

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 26, 2010
And few other dogs will still found themselves between a rock and a hard place by refusing to be Democrat or Republican, cos...dogs can't choose their lice!

Georg


Reviewed by John Martin
Reviewed on March 25, 2010
Now that the government is taking control over everybody’s life, I bet even democrats like Kody are going to vote republican this time around.

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on March 25, 2010
I like this one Markie, Kody is very lucky. Sounds like our cat's life.

Your #1 Newfie Friend Hugs XOXOXO, Rose

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