Every once in a while a joke comes along that's so dumb I've just got to pass it on.

Saskatchewan hunter went out duck hunting in the fall and a gust of wind blew, his gun fell over and discharged shooting him in his private parts. Several hours later, laying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor. "Well  sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are  going to be okay. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot." "What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.   "The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to  refer you to my sister."   "Well, I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?" "Not exactly," answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the Regina Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't pee in your eyes."