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A Really Dumb Joke 2
by Mark M Lichterman   
Rated "G" by the Author.
     
Last edited: Thursday, November 11, 2010
Posted: Thursday, November 11, 2010

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THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS, BUT IN LAS VEGAS THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.


Did you know that Las Vegas churches accept gambling chips

THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS,  BUT IN LAS VEGAS THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.
 
  

 NOT SURPRISINGLY… REALLY, THINKING ABOUT  IT
LOGICALLY,  SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.

 
SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS..

THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.


 

 

 THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS.


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Reviewed by Kathleen McDonald
Reviewed on December 14, 2010
Smiles you are funny Markie!!

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Kathy

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on November 16, 2010
You are as sick as they come. I love dumb joke, dumber the better. I suppose that speaks to my IQ but what the hell. Thanks for the groan. Patrick

Reviewed by Elizabeth Parker
Reviewed on November 15, 2010
hahahaha. That is awesome. I needed that laugh. Thank you!
--Liz

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on November 15, 2010
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!! You're hilarious Mark!!! Thanks for the giggles so early this morning!!

Your friend,
Anna

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