Once in a generation a megalomanical, looney-tune dufus comes along as a song-and-dance jokester who, nevertheless, captures the minds of the lower half of the IQ curve by using the same bag of tricks that make rational people first laugh, then cry, and then scream in terror when his name shows up on the presidential ballot. Yes, America, it's time to end this embarrassing carnival side show and pull the plug on this lunatic in a landslide if we hope to restore a bit of sanity within our shores. If not for yourself, do it for your children, or just do it for me!
The underdeveloped mind at work
“Our foreign policy is a mess. The Iran deal is the worst in human history. Hillary doesn’t have the stamina to be president. Hillary caused ISIS. I know more about ISIS than the generals. I would take their oil and bomb the shit out of them. We are getting our brains beat out in foreign trade. We need to tax the shit out of all our trading countries. We can’t be the world’s cop. Make everyone pay us for being their cop. The Blacks love me. What have they got to lose? Build a wall and make Mexico pay for it. Stop all immigration. I love the Muslims, but don’t let any into the U.S. Lower taxes on the rich and they will stimulate the economy and create millions of new jobs. I am rich and I give millions to charities. No you can’t see my income tax returns. Filing bankruptcy, not paying my bills or my employees, and paying no income taxes are shrewd. Thousands of our companies are moving overseas. We’ve got to stop them by taxing the hell out of them. Nuclear weapons are the world’s biggest problem. Lots of nations should have nukes like Japan and Saudi Arabia. Law and order is the answer to drugs, crime, Chicago, Ferguson, and to my beloved Charlotte. I know how to fix all these things. Trust me. The NRA and the police association support me. End of story.”
Question for today: Would you:
- put this guy in a straight jacket?
- lock him up in a padded room?
- stand your ground and shoot him?
- give him the keys to the White House and the nuclear codes?
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In his defense, I would say that someone did a rather bad job of doctoring that shot of Putin with his head pasted on. Even with my bad Photoshop skills, I could do better (Hey, didn't Trump say that?).
Ron
Love ya!
Jane